A Clarification of My Address to the Inter-Galactic Economic Convention

I feel that I must respond to the rather rude assertion of my esteemed colleague, General Grunch, who has informed me that I do not know my nose from my tail. First of all, this is a ridiculous statement. Of course I know my own nose and I also am extremely familiar with my tail which is magnificently long and beautifully scaled.  In fact, I continuously receive compliments on the pulchritude of my tail.

 

 

However, I believe that the General was referring to my thesis that irregulation of the galactic economy has contributed to the current crisis.  General Grunch accuses me of using incorrect vocabulary. I should have used the word deregulation.  How wrong he is.  For his information, I used the word irregulation on purpose.

 

 

After all, what is economic success but the consumption of goods and services which are digested in a healthy manner and excreted in the form of economic stability and prosperity?  Therefore, an Irregular economy is one that is either constipated (what we are now experiencing), or moving too fast.

 

 

I believe that my analogy is quite original.  I really should write a book on it.

Comments

[General Grunch – Imperial Commander of Muvin Armies]

Ambassador Grizzlob,
You are a TOTAL FRAUD. You know perfectly well that you made a total ass of yourself and are now covering your tail by claiming you actually MEANT to say "Irregulation" instead of "Deregulation".

As for your supposed theory? I've never heard anything so scatological in my life. You've basically just argued that economic success lies in a pile of turds excreted on a regular basis. Alright, I will conceed that this is a rather original analogy - if somewhat puerile.

Ergo, I can only conclude that it is a total mistake. You wouldn't know an original idea if you tripped on it with your allegedly magnificent tail. By the way, I've never heard anyone remark on the magnificence of your tail other than you. Grizzlob, you have a perfectly normal Gorbul tail, and if you would lay off the slorth oil massages, you wouldn't leave greasy trails wherever you walk.

Please refrain from writing a book. No one will read it.

[Theodore Alcott – Chief Librarian, Peabody Galactic Library]

I find that I can relate quite well to Ambassador Grizzlob's analogy of the galactic economy to digestive problems as I am genetically cursed with fungi-intolerance. As well as giving me the runs, mushrooms give me terrible gas.

[Saranisi Moltonini – Intergalactic Soprano & Operatic Diva]

I know that many performers suffer digestive distress preceeding a performance. I believe in this case, it is caused by nerves.

[Laura Fairweather – The All Christians, All Saints, Inter-Species, Inter-Galactic Church]

I find Ambassador Grizzlob's observations of the galactic economy to be quite inspiring. After all, the Mortal Body requires plenty of fiber to function properly and on a regular basis. In fact, when weary pilgrims arrive at my missionary here on Morn with digestive issues due to the ardors of travel, I always advocate a high fiber diet to even things out - so to speak.

Similarly, as we say here at ACASISIG (the easy to remember acronym for the All Christians, All Saints, Inter-Species, Inter-Galactic Church), in order to function properly, the Soul needs plenty of Moral Fiber. Thus perhaps if everyone everywhere, all galaxies, all planets and all governments added more Moral Fiber to their Spiritual diet, the inter-galactic economy would be more regular.

Thank you, Ambassador Grizzlob for your insights which link the Mortal Body to the economic one.

[General Grunch – Imperial Commander of Muvin Armies]

Hey, CAN WE GET BACK ON TOPIC HERE? Surely, there are other blogs that discuss irregularity. Frankly, these are the blogs that I avoid like the plague. I really don't want to be forced to visualize anything remotely "potty".

Ms. Fairweather, I don't doubt that you mean well, but if some of your "pilgrims" are of variant species, you might very well be killing them by forcing them to eat fiber. It's a bit like your inter-galactic stew pot where everybody eats everything and everyone else. Addressing galactic hunger by handing out bowls of stew is lovely in theory, but since most species eat other species, it just means we'd all be eating each other and poor Mr. Alcott would be eating mushrooms which, as he perpetually reminds us, cause terrible and embarrassing stomach distress.

Also what is it with you and this easy-to-remember acronym for your church? It's not easy. I have to puzzle through it each time.

Besides, the whole point of this discussion is that old Grizzlob made a complete idiot of himself and is now trying to cover it up. You, Ms. Fairweather are only making it worse by encouraging him.

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